I’m your friend

And I want what’s best for you

I wouldn’t be a good friend

If I didn’t tell you what

You need to hear

Those clothes, my dear

They must be changed

Let’s go shopping

Let me tell you what you need

Leave it all to me

Your hair my dear

It’s all askew

Scissors? I’ll tidy it for you

Are you going to eat that?

Oh no, stop now

Consider the calories

You must start looking after yourself

I know just the diet for you

What are you thinking?

You’ve got it all wrong

Enough of your nonsense

Let me set you straight

On how things are

Let me fix you

That’s what friends do


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