Giving me a yodel at 3am
Furry fellow purrs and calls
‘Your attention please! Food is required!’
I shut him out of the bedroom.
Early rising neighbours
Out with the little ones
Run and shout up and down the yard
I was not intending to wake this early!
Someone wants to mow their lawn, trim their hedges
Do some handywork with loud drills and hammers
For pity’s sake, please!
I am not an early riser
And it’s way too soon for all that racket
Revving cars, building sites
People shouting on the street
Why won’t you let me sleep?
A plague on all their houses.
An expergefactor is anything that wakes you up.