Giving me a yodel at 3am

Furry fellow purrs and calls

‘Your attention please! Food is required!’

I shut him out of the bedroom.

Early rising neighbours

Out with the little ones

Run and shout up and down the yard

I was not intending to wake this early!

Someone wants to mow their lawn, trim their hedges

Do some handywork with loud drills and hammers

For pity’s sake, please!

I am not an early riser

And it’s way too soon for all that racket

Revving cars, building sites

People shouting on the street

Why won’t you let me sleep?

Damned expergefactors!

A plague on all their houses.

An expergefactor is anything that wakes you up.

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