For a broken heart, call the plumber

It’s just a pump, surely

It should be a simple matter to straighten out

Tighten a few bolts

Seal the leaks

Flush out the blockages

There! Good as new

 

Anxiety?

IT department

Brain computer giving random pop-ups?

Have you turned it off and back on again?

No good? You might have malware

You’ll need to delete that from your system

Then all will be well

 

Depression is a job

Best suited to an electrician

There’s a connection problem

Power’s not reaching where it should

Get that wiring checked

A few new plugs maybe

Power will soon be restored

 

Aches and pains

Need to call a mechanic

Oil and lube

Flush out the engine

New spark plugs

Hear that motor purr

 

If it were only that easy