The smiling shower curtain dolphin looked me up and down

‘You fat,’ it said

‘Yeah? Well, you flat,’ I retorted

The shower curtain dolphin sniggered with its shower curtain dolphin friends

They then proceeded to eat the shower curtain fish and swam off the shower curtain

Leaving the brightly coloured coral

Which promptly experienced a mass bleaching event

And turned grey

I have got to stop eating cheese before bed