We can’t afford it, the government cries

We can’t let the poor eat

Because then we’d miss out on the next gala brunch

Offering all that is tasty and sweet

We can’t tax big business,

The poor things must keep what they’ve got

Everyone knows that taxing should only

Be paid by those who have not

We haven’t had near enough time

Please vote for another term

Watch your taxes and more flow out the back door

While we laugh as we watch your world burn